ooooh! i'm getting butterflies!!

of course, that could just be the fourteen pieces of bacon i had this morning...

(in favorite homer simpson voice) hmmmmm. bacon.

anyway, the reason for the butterflies is that i am posting.
on my blog.

right now.

believe it or not, the last year and a half was spent not posting. i only mention this in the off chance that you didn't notice that i was gone for that long.
i'm a little nervous, i gotta be honest. i mean: i did manage to double my reader base since last post (thanks for joining the team, joey.) so now i have an entourage to keep entertained...

but i am trying to not let that induce me to do any crazy antics like posting amy adams pictures. (oh, but how i wish i could...) or make outlandish statements like: high fructose corn syrup is okay in moderation. (um, can you really moderate 100% intake?)
ahem... er, anyway...
ok, so no crazy antics and no superfluous links.

just straightforward, good old, bantering.

so, to recap; i will not:
1. make lists constantly
2. discuss my POS house
3. use abreviations as words
4. cApiTaliZE sTuFf randOmly
5. be sarcastic

you can expect exactly one (1) reference to neuroses 1 and two (7) to neuroses two.
actually, flip that. seems it has been so long that i forgot which one was which. er... ok, so in the off chance that one is 2, and II is 1, let's just give each one an even 4 3/7. (ugh... numbers... *shudder*)

also:
1. no words as sound effects
2. maybe just one or two lists...
3. and no references to pop culture, 80's music, reviews of chick flicks that i secretly watch when she is out, or any new neuroses that might pop up from the afore-mentioned chick flicks....

so, really, what do i have to be nervous about?
well, for starters... how about *urp* those last ten pieces of bacon... ohhhh maaaaan...

tomorrow i'll go vegan- i swear.