whole lot o nuttin'

keeping me mondo busy.

well, once again, long time since i last posted. i don't know why i can't stick with anything for a very long time... i mean, i once heard that if you do something 21 times, or consistently for 3 weeks it (whatever you do) becomes a habit.
that is bull.
sorry to disappoint, but there you have it. i have done things 21 times, for three weeks and all while carrying a yak bladder taken from the carcass of a northerly facing tibetan yak on the third monday in november in my back pocket and the 22nd time i forget, or something comes up and there goes the whole system down the drain.
habit my yak bladder. i couldn't form a habit if i were a nun.

ooo, sorry. that was an attempt at humor. something i used to be good at... what would you say, though? ...form a habit if i were a bored obsessive compulsive? if i were a broken record?

so, good or bad, i have an excruciatingly hard time creating consistency in my life.
let's see, what habits do i have? throughout my day it looks like this:
shower first thing every day.
lather belly first, do face last.
start brushing my teeth in the back left bottom.
shoes on immediately after pants and not off until getting in bed at night.
cereal, milk, more cereal to use up milk, overshoot on cereal, add more milk, more cereal.
spin keys on finger when ready to unlock doors.
seatbelt immediately after sitting down.
phone, wallet in left pocket, keys in right.
tap things as i pass them when walking.
hang shirts facing right. she faces them left.
before getting in bed i unzip my pants before i take my shoes off. i always forget i have shoes on.

and none of those are good or bad. well, maybe the seatbelt thing... but what if i tried to take a vitamin every day or rapidly smoke three unfiltered cigarettes while writing blog posts, i would not be able to do it consistently. good or bad, i fail to form habits.

and that is why i am so stinkin' sporadic with my blog posts.
that and my bipolar obsessive adhd tendencies.


ack! another list! that's it. i am going to start labeling my posts. that way i will have some evaluative tools for determining how much of a list maker i am.